thought this was cute!

> BIG PEOPLE WORDS
> A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed
> to the first grade.
> The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby
> talk!
> You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.
> She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
> 'I went to visit my Nana'.
> No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'
> She then asked Mitchell what he had done 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
> She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
> 'Big People' words'.
> She then asked little Alex what he had done?
> 'I read a book' he replied.
> That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.
> 'What book did you read?'
>
> ( I love this...)
>
> Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
> pride, and said, 'Winnie the SHIT'